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i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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