I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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