Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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