She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
