Welp...herpes.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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