Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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