AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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