id be glad to
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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