I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He felt like a one man threesome
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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