I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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