Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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