I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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