I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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