I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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