do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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