in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
