David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
my poor anus
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