It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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