I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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