don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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