so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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