Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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