im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
