The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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