super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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