When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Still dying that you shit outside
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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