Well douche your snatch and let's go!
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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