Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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