what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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