I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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