i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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