My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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