I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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