The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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