theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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