Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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