I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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