Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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