so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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