There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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