I look better un-naked...
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
wow bdsm is so cute
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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