Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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