You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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