don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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