Well apparently he's into motor boating.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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