from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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