I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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