If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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