He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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