just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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