i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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