I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
