Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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