I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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