Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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