i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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